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Funny & Sass-Packed
For the grads who like their captions with a side of wit and sarcasm.
26. “Graduated with more coffee than sleep.”
A mood for every caffeine-fueled survivor of finals week.
27. “I got a degree and no idea what’s next.”
Because let’s be real, the future is still TBD.
28. “Cap size: extra fabulous.”
When you know you rocked that grad look.
29. “Proof that I didn’t just party for four years.”
Your diploma says otherwise—kind of.
30. “BRB, adding ‘graduate’ to my bio.”
Time to flex those credentials on every profile.

31. “I came. I saw. I conquered finals.”
Short, savage, and triumphant.
32. “Thanks, Google. Couldn’t have done it without you.”
A humble (and honest) academic confession.
33. “Not a student anymore, but always late.”
Some habits are forever.
34. “Diploma in one hand, sarcasm in the other.”
A true multitasker.
35. “Education: expensive but worth the selfie.”
Because that cap-and-gown pic? Priceless.

36. “Hire me. I have a cap.”
Your LinkedIn caption is served.
37. “Some graduate with honors. I am just honored.”
A light-hearted way to celebrate your achievement.
38. “GPA: Good Photos Always.”
For when your IG feed > your transcripts.
39. “Summa cum laude who?”
A cheeky way to keep it humble-ish.
40. “I mastered the art of last-minute submissions.”
The real MVP skillset.

41. “Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter, but this’ll do.”
Fantasy may be canceled, but you still graduated.
42. “No cap. Just a cap.”
Punny and made for TikTokers.
43. “Peace out, college!”
A classic farewell.
44. “Four years later and I’m still fabulous.”
More polished than ever.
45. “Just walked the stage like it’s a runway.”
Strut your stuff and toss that cap.
46. “I did it for the Insta.”
And honestly? That’s valid.
47. “All this for a piece of paper.”
And what a valuable paper it is.
48. “Who knew all-nighters would be worth it?”
Apparently, you did.
49. “Spoiler: I passed.”
For dramatic effect.
50. “Next goal: retire rich and cute.”
A future goal we all support.
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